Description:

Fun-loving SWM Seeks A Nice Family (or Single Gal/Guy) to Hang With

Me: I’m a lovable, solid 95-pounder with an athletic build looking for a serious relationship. Looks aren’t important to me, but to be honest, I’m a good-looking dude with all of my own long, white hair and gorgeous apricot highlights. I could have used “SWNM” (single, white, neutered male) but that sounded a little buzz-kill. But, I am what I am. A great day would be a walk with you, followed by a good brushing, and finishing up with some cuddles and petting. I especially love the ladies, but a bromance will work too.

You: My dream relationship would be if you share my interest in walking and don’t have other dogs, if they’re dominant (although I do like to have someone to play with). Snacks are a plus. Sometimes I can get a little strong-willed, so you’ll be the one to keep me in line (don’t worry; I like that). That means no newbies, but if you know your way around a leash already, then we’ll should get along fine. Snugglers welcome!

Right now I’m renting my home, and it’s okay and all, but your home would be a great place to meet. Just let me know where and when so we can talk about your ideal relationship.